This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
IN HEAVEN’S STEAD, WE SMITE CLOTHING!
offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:
- crispy nipple
- the white stringy things in bananas
- tangled umbilical cord
- nash grier
- iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
- watery afro
- fountain water at school that never tastes right
- voldemort’s breathing holes
The Legend of Korra: Book 2 + Animals
Some sky pirates