Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in. —Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via verbascumm)

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

IN HEAVEN’S STEAD, WE SMITE CLOTHING!

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

leafo-flameo:

The Legend of Korra: Book 2 + Animals

nevver:

Pizza Ouija

irrationalnumber:

Some sky pirates